As Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair of the Vice-Chair Subcommittee, I'm responsible for interpreting the will of the Chair of the Chair of the Chair. It's a tough job, but some prophet has to do it.
Our subcommittee's mandate is to investigate the Ominous Omens, those foreboding signs that signal the impending doom of the Committee of Conundrums. We've got a team of experts who are on the case, armed with nothing but their wits, a Ouija board, and a can of hairspray.
Recent findings have revealed that the Ominous Omens are actually just a bunch of old, abandoned trombones left behind by a former Chair of the Committee. It's a real mystery, folks. Solved?
View the Omnous Omen Taskforce Report Meet the Omnous Omen Solvers